Hawaiians declare a
two-blanket night
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+11
|
|
Minnesotans go swimming
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+5
|
Ohio water freezes
Californians shiver
uncontrollably
|
-5
|
Cat insists on sleeping
in your bed with you
|
-15
|
|
Eyes freeze shut when you blink
|
-23
|
Too cold to think
You need jumper cables to
get the driver going
|
-31
|
|
Californians disappear
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-43
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Lawyers put their hands
in their own pockets
|
-50
|
|
|
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+8
|
Californians put on sweaters
(if they can find one)
|
|
0
|
Water freezes
|
|
-9
|
Politicians begin to talk about
the homeless
New York City water freezes
|
|
-18
|
You need jumper cables to
get the car going
|
|
-27
|
Cat insists on sleeping in
pajamas with you
Politicians actually do something
about the homeless
Minnesotans shovel snow off roof
|
|
-39
|
Minnesotans buttom top button
Canadians put on sweaters
|
|
-47
|
Hell freezes over
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